Adult Board Game Design & Reviews

 
 
 
 
 
Have you ever thought about transforming the game of battleships into a sex game? How would you design it so it included a variety of different foreplay activities and a sexual reward for winning? What color or flavor would you give it to make it a sexy couples game? Apparently a company decided they could make a relationship enhancement product based on the original battleship game. This particular version is for lesbian couples. Let’s take a look.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Note: I discovered this product while doing keyword research to market my own erotic battleships themed game books. I will be discussing my erotic game design ideas while reviewing their product. Hopefully I can restrain my bias. Also note that I have not purchased this particular game and this review is based on their marketing material only. I am not viewing this as a competitor to my game products, but rather as an intriguing design concept.

First, from their marketing material: “The Love Battleship game is based on classic Battleship game rules, so there’s no need to sit and read long sheets of rules!” They aren’t kidding. They provide 16X sheets each with two 10×10 grids labeled 1-10 and A-J. Since you would normally need two sheets per game – one per player, that means it’s playable 8 times with their supplies.

Also, their game actually uses military ships in a sex game design: aircraft carrier, battleship, cruiser, destroyer, submarines. Seriously? Unless you have a fetish for the uniform or warfare, the “flavor” of the game is not particulary sex oriented.

Second, their foreplay element seems to be a deck of 25 Fun Cards. Since the rules are supposedly the same as the classic version, I can only assume these cards are shuffled and selected whenever a ship is sunk. Okay, but only 25 foreplay activities? That seems a little lean. Since there are so few foreplay cards, I highly doubt a foreplay activity is performed for every hit landing on a ship. A sensual kiss might be specified in the rules. Other stripping or drinking elements may also be included for sinking select classes of ship. However, I didn’t see any references to these activities.

There are also 25 activity cards. Again, I am assuming these are sex play activities to be selected and enjoyed by the winner. A few of these cards are presented in the marketing material. Even some of the comments about the product indicate it is very repetitive – fun but not particularly replayable. Also, a lot of massages – maybe too many!

Third, they feature their nice design, packaging and watercolor illustrations. Also, “Probably the only board game specially made for lesbian couples”. Apparently great as a date night game or a cute lesbian couple gift idea. “Board game” is a bit of a stretch since there is no board.

Curious, my initial impression is that they spent more time on the Amazon A+ content than they did for the game itself. Brutal assessment maybe, but check it out yourself. It definitely looks nice and professional. Maybe the pleasuring activities described in their 50 cards makes it worthwhile.

If you’ve purchased this game and want to expand the sexual ideas a bit, check out our Extra Naughty Frisky Foreplay games book with straight, gay, lesbian, bi-sexual and threesome activities each arranged in six intensity levels. There are 36 unique activites per level mapped to the roll of two dice. Roll the dice every time a ship is hit. Increase the intensity level for every ship sunk. Also take a look at our article Seek Hot Sex Naughty Word Search Dirty Talk Foreplay Games for Lesbians. Use the ideas discussed to spice up this game even more. The article also features our lesbian version of the Seek Hot Sex books detailed below.

Oral Sex Hunter

When I first considered designing a sex game based on battleships many years ago, I wanted to keep the primary game concept, but stay well clear of the military theme. The name Love Battleship just doesn’t do it. Even Erotic Battleships is not really appropriate for a sex game. These titles are probably useful marketing keywords though. I wanted players to hunt for sensitive areas to “hit” with pleasure. Instead of ships, I used sexy words like pussy, cock, penis, nipple, clitoris, etc. You could use a variety of clean or dirty words corresponding to the erogenous zones that you want pleasured. Then, when found, adapt the pleasuring to suit the body part targeted for stimulation.

Oral pleasuring provides the most versatile stimulation techniques for both men and women (kissed, licked, sucked, tongued, probed, etc.). My version originally started as Oral Ooh, then Oral Hot Spots and then Oral Sex Hunter. See Oral Sex Hunter A Sexy Game of Hide and Seek Erogenous Zones. We also included a version in our book Sex Games & Foreplay Ideas For Couples: Be Naughty Play Dirty Together.

For my game design, I also wanted players to stimulate each other aurally for hits and misses during the game play. Why just enjoy foreplay when a “ship” is sunk – a relatively rare event? You can add hot dirty talk by combining aural sex with oral sex to ramp up the mental foreplay. You want to keep the anticipation and sexual tension building throughout the game. For example, instead of just calling out a miss, use some creative, naughty misdirection by saying “ooh, you came so close to my hot, wet pussy”. And for a hit, “Aah, you’re hot tongue just flicked my clit.” The intensity of the naughty talk can be adjusted on the fly from sweet to nasty.

For hits, you could sensually whisper the letter and an erotic desire followed by a sensual kiss. Knowing which letter has been revealed is important. Also, when a ship has been fully discovered, you get to physically pleasure your partner on that spot in any way you desire. Of course, you’ll need to adapt the activity to the current level of undress. Note: if you’re going to get physically close during the game, make sure to flip your grid maps over.

Keeping with the theme, when you uncover or find all the erogenous zones of your lover, you’ll be hot’n ready for the sexual prize. This could be something agreed to before the game or selected randomly from a set of cards. To ensure the game is replayable and adaptable to player preferences, I wanted to have the players creatively come up with their own. Since it is an oral sex style game, the reward activity should involve the erogenous zones they used on their grid. For instance, the winner might choose to orally pleasue any or all discovered sensual zones until they completely overcome their rival. No losers in these games. Alternatively, your lover could spend a few minutes orally pleasuring any of your “unsunk” erogenous zones for at least a few minutes each. This rule provides an incentive to hide your ships well. As the game winner, you also receive oral sex to orgasm. Hopefully you’ll graciously provide your worthy opponent with a similar consolation prize – maybe by fucking them into submission.

Since foreplay games generally lead to sex play, you will want to include a stripping component into the game. You could have a player strip an item of clothing each time a “ship” is sunk. This makes sense if you’re discovering or revealing erogenous zones. However, since there are more ships than clothing (usually), a different mechanism may be better. Also, a physical stimulation reward has already been assigned for sinking a ship. Instead, include the concept of “mines” or traps. Place a specific number of triggers designated by an asterisk – say 6-10. If hit, the player calling out the target location must strip an item of clothing. Depending on how many you want to add, you could also roll a die to determine if the trigger causes a stripping event, drinking or a truth or dare activity.

If you have the Love Battleships game above, you can easily add “mines” into your game play. Our books below may come in handy.

 
See the sidebar and some of our other posts for straight variations of these books. Check out our creative sex apps too.

Note: If you’re currently away from the one you love (or expect to be), the aural sex aspect of my game designs are useful. You can keep the sexual fires burning bright by playing over the phone or via a chat/video app. The hot dirty talk during the game makes it great for spicing up long-distance relationships with phone sex or cybersex. Of course, with video chat technology, you can still include stripping and even directed self pleasuring or masturbation.

Seek Hot Sex

While designing a new style of sex coupons called Naughty Tricky Treats, I purchased a word search generator tool, created some custom python code, and wrote a few lists of dirty words. I wanted a sex voucher that was a little harder to redeem than the simplistic sex coupon books currently available. Why not turn it into a sexy game? Instead of just a dirty word find, I wanted to create a sexy game for couples.

As you can imagine, a grid of dirty words and random letters just needs a coordinate system to become an Oral Sex Hunter style game. With this in mind, I created a variety of Seek Hot Sex books with hard word puzzles for adults. Each puzzle is organized in a 26×30 grid pattern with a corresponding blank grid on the back of the page. The blank grids are used for scoring hits. Each filled grid contains over 80 sex-related words randomly selected from many hundreds specially chosen. For two players, this gives you 25 bedroom battle games that are completely different each time. That’s more than three times the game play for significantly less money than the packaged game with a pretty package.

 
You’ll want both books of course. We also have Gay and Lesbian versions available.

If you do order one of our books or apps, Thank You. Please give it a good rating and post a comment. Maybe share your ideas for spicing up the romantic games you play or design. It’ll help other couples improve their relationship.

Here is a video with 69 foreplay ideas that you can use to make your own sexy bedroom games. Spice up your regular games with a few sensual activities and create your own naughty rules to make your adult play even more fun.

This video was created to help promote the new book my wife and I recently published on Amazon. Click Sex Games & Foreplay Ideas for Couples to order the book. It’s packed full of creative sex and foreplay ideas organized to mix in with any game you like to play. The book also includes lot’s of sex game ideas based on regular games. It shows you how to create your own erotic games for couples from any game you enjoy playing. Discover how fun it can be to play naughty together, especially when you make up your own rules to play dirty.

Note that the book also includes the full rules and activity lists for the Frisky Foreplay erotic dice game. It’s available on Kindle as well, but I recommend getting the physical book.

See the blog post with the full list of ideas at 69 Foreplay Ideas to Make Your Own Bedroom Games for Couples.

Update: Check out the sidebar for our Extra Naughty Frisky Foreplay book. It contains hundreds of straight, gay, lesbian, bi-sexual and threesome foreplay activities to use in your sexy games. This is a dice based sex game for couples. However, we also updated the Fooling Around board game design to be used with the book. This sample sex game incorporates stripping, drinking and a form of adult truth or dare. Download and print out the design to play with our books or use as inspiration for your own erotic games.

For many of your sex game designs, you’ll also want to include some fun sex questions. We have straight and lesbian books for that too.

We also created a few dirty truth or dare games for couples that can be played with the Fooling Around game.

 
If you do order one of our books or apps, please give it a good rating and post a comment. Maybe share ideas for spicing up other couples games you play.

Rather than limiting your design to adult board games, take any opportunity to adapt the rules of regular games and transform them into erotic variations. For instance, although Boggle is considered a nice clean family game, dirty minded couples are bound to find some naughty words scrambled among the lettered cubes. It’s easy to imagine this as the start of some frisky fun. But how do you adjust the rules to include sexy activities and fun foreplay?

I originally designed a version of Boggle Foreplay for our Sexy Suggestions website. There is also an online scoring form with randomly generated foreplay ideas to perform at specific point levels. However, I wanted a new version that didn’t require much up front thinking or preparation. Also, I figured the new rules should follow the original game play as much as possible so that couples could switch to the erotic version quickly.

Since the game design would provide blog and marketing content, I also wanted to tie in the Frisky Foreplay ideas lists as an option for couples who had or wanted to buy the game. And of course, once the Dirty Boggle blog post was completed, a YouTube video to promote it was next on the list.

Try coming up with your own erotic twist for Boggle and then take a look at the video below.

Here is the script for the video:

In this video, you’ll discover a way to transform Boggle into a wild sex game for couples. This hot word game will have you thinking, talking and playing dirty to win. It combines erotic talk, stripping and lots of creative foreplay. All you need is a Boggle game and a dirty mind to start a night of naughty fun. You’ll arouse both your mind and body.

Start by agreeing on the sexual forfeits you’ll be playing for. This will help build erotic tension during the game.

Your objective is to find exciting words to express love, desire and lust for your partner. At the end of each round, earn bonus points by using one of your words in a sexual context. Ah … but you don’t just talk dirty, you need to play dirty too. When you find the right words, act out your sensual ideas together as foreplay. And they don’t have to all be dirty words either. You just need to use them in a dirty way.

Here are the sexy new rules in a bit more detail.

• First player to 120 points wins. Score the same as in the standard rules but include bonus points for performing various erotic activities.
• Secretly write down all words you find even regular words. You can score for both and, when it comes right down to it, you’ll be surprised how they can be used in a dirty way. Exclude all words that you both found in your individual lists.
• All dirty words are allowed even if they are rude, crude and nasty. Slang terms for body parts, erogenous zones and sexual activities are acceptable.
• When either of you score with a word that can be used in a sensual or sexual context, gain double points by using it in a descriptive, verbal request of your lover. They then need to perform it with or for you immediately. Only one request per player per turn.
• If you can’t think of a foreplay idea using one of your words, your partner has the option to “steal” a word from your list. If they come up with a sexy activity for you to perform, you lose the points for that word. They don’t get extra points though – just more pleasure.
• You can decline any activity if you’re not ready for it yet but your partner gets an extra 5 bonus points.

Note that only interesting words should be used to express sexually creative desires. Avoid using words that have no special meaning or that can be used in almost any sentence. Also, try to talk as seductively as you can while being very detailed and specific with your erotic desires. Instead of “do something to my toes”, try “remove your nylons and let me sensually lick and suck each of your toes”. You get to include a stripping action and foreplay in the same turn.

I hope you enjoy Thinking, Talking and Playing Dirty together with the one you love.

Visit FriskyForeplay.com/dirtyboggle for more details and optional rules to make the game even hotter.

If you’re uncomfortable with dirty talking, take a look at the Ultimate Guide for Talking Dirty and discover how to use your voice for incredible mental foreplay any time – seduce and arouse each other even when you’re out in public.

To stimulate even more hot talk, get our book: 469 Fun Sex Questions for Couples: Ignite Your Desire With Hot Talk. And, if you enjoy hunting for dirty words, check out a new type of love voucher:

We hope you enjoy designing, customizing and playing your very own adult games for couples. Get more ideas for your love games in our Sex Games & Foreplay Ideas For Couples: Be Naughty Play Dirty Together book available on Amazon. It includes hundreds of pleasuring activities of different intensity levels mapped to both dice and cards for use in your intimate games. For more straight, gay, lesbian, bi-sexual and threesome foreplay games and activities, get our book: Extra Naughty Frisky Foreplay: Hot Sex Dice Games.

Images for the video were taken with a Canon EOS 60D camera and edited in Pixelmator. The voice over was done using Audacity. The video presentation was done in Keynote and then edited in iMovie.

Here is another video created to help drive traffic and interest in erotic dice games for couples. I am still learning the material from the Video Boss course. If you’re interested in spicing up your lovemaking with sexy dice games, take a look.

For more details visit the blog post Make Your Own Frisky Foreplay Dice to Spice Up Your Lovemaking – it includes the link to get the erotic dice template. The dirty dice template is an editable PDF that can be filled in and printed. It was based on our unique Frisky Foreplay and Kinky Sex Ideas game product that uses 3 dice combinations for a total of 216 combinations. Also check out our other apps and books featured in the sidebar. We now have an extra naughty version of Frisky Foreplay available with straight, gay, lesbian, bi-sexual and threesome foreplay activities.

Here is the transcript for the video:

In this video you’ll discover a fun way to spice up your sex play using two regular dice. Add variety to your lovemaking by creating your own foreplay games.

I’m sure you’ve seen lots of dirty dice in adult stores. You may even have some of your own. Love dice are simple and fun to play with. But they can be kind of pricy especially if you want a variety of sexy dice to keep things interesting. So why not make your own? All you need is a few dice and a sheet of paper.

When you use two different coloured dice, you get 36 possible combinations. Just write these out as a list on a sheet of paper – 1/1, 1/2, 1/3 all the way to 6/4, 6/5 and finally 6/6. Now beside each combination, write out a detailed foreplay activity. Since you’re not writing on the dice, you can go beyond simple one or two word actions like most other sex dice. You’re free to include a full range of explicit foreplay techniques.

Include some exotic foreplay ideas you would secretly love to try. Design the list so you have a complete menu of sensual treats to enjoy. You can even create separate his and her versions. Make them together or surprise each other with your own erotic desires.

By creating your own sexy dice game, you can make it as wild and kinky as you want. You can even make multiple variations to suit any type of situation. Your frisky foreplay idea sheets can even be used with other regular dice games like Monopoly or Risk. Make up your own spicy rules with your partner – it’s all part of the fun.

For more frisky foreplay dice ideas, visit our website. Look for the link to our erotic dice template. It’s a PDF download that you can fill in and print. Keep a spare list handy to jot down new foreplay or sex ideas that you come across in books, magazines or websites. Then use dice to randomly select new pleasure possibilities to enjoy with your partner.

Great sex is important to your relationship. Have fun with it.

We also have a number of books (more coming) with ideas and templates for creating your own personalized sex games:

If you do order one of our apps or books, Thank You! Please give it a good rating and post a comment. It’ll help other couples find it and improve their relationship too. Maybe share ideas for spicing up other couples games you play.

In a previous post, various ideas were identified to transform chess, the classic strategy board game for two, into a bedroom game for couples. Here is a brief outline for a sexy variation of chess with a special focus on the queen. The rules for this adult board game design include a special twist that lets you play your queen again, even if she’s been taken once, twice or more (that dirty girl).

When coming up with this erotic chess game idea, I started with the title Queens Gone Wild which was inspired by the Girls Gone Wild commercials. I also wanted to tie in a reference to the fact that many women tend to prefer more foreplay as a prerequisite for great sex. More foreplay may even lead to multiple orgasms – she’ll come again and again. I also wanted to work in the ideas that “if you’re willing to continue playing with your queen, she won’t give up until you’re both satisfied” and “in her frisky sexual fantasies, the queen takes on a whole range of characters, whether they be a pawn, knight, king or even another queen”. Also, since the queen is one of the most powerful pieces in chess, she may be played in aggressive or protective strategies. These roles could be worked into the flavor of the game as being dominant or submissive. Finally, although the ultimate goal may be to mate the king, playing with the queen leading up to the climax makes it much more fun.

Rather than sticking with the exact rules of chess, I wanted to add in a few erotic twists that would make playing with the queen more interesting and rewarding. First, every capture event that involves a queen is assigned a foreplay activity with a degree of intimate intensity related to the pieces involved. For instance, a queen capturing a pawn may warrant a passionate kiss while a pawn capturing a queen may be rewarded with a kinkier activity. However, if the queen is out taking everyone in her path, she’s likely to be taken herself. If that happens, the controlling player no longer has any way to obtain pleasure rewards, except by taking the other queen. And if both queens are taken early in play, the foreplay game loses it’s erotic appeal. To fix this, we need to let the queen get back in the game.

As a second rule modification, if your queen is taken, you have the choice of stripping an item of clothing to have her come back into the game. Your partner/opponent gets to replace your queen anywhere on your half of the board. This makes it a strip game as well as a foreplay game. It also changes how couples will play with their queen – it’s not devastating to lose her, but there is an erotic cost to get her back. Players may even switch to pursuing the queen vs the king to prolong the game and strip each other faster. This could even balance out any skill difference couples may have that might normally make them avoid playing regular chess together.

Eventually someone will get the other player in checkmate. This leads to one final rule modification that involves actually taking the king. By assigning a sex position, roleplay scenario or other kinky activity to each of the possible king capture events (pawn takes king, queen takes king and even king takes king), you can add another sexy element to help build erotic tension. Players may even strategize to obtain the sexual reward they want most. So, even after checkmate, the player can make a final move to either get another pleasure reward or set themselves up to ensure a climactic sex activity they want. Note that stalement is not permitted and you may have to move into check if you have no other move.

Update: Check out our article Erotic Chess, Sex Chess or Strip Chess, You’ll Love Chess With Queens Gone Wild with detailed rules.

If you want to play Queens Gone Wild, here is an editable PDF template created with the various capture events defined with sample foreplay ideas. It’s free to download. The text areas can be edited and filled in with your own foreplay activities if you like.

Queens Gone Wild Erotic Chess Template

Here is a sexy variation to play when you are not in a position to actually get physical. Imagine the queen fooling around with each man/woman or fantasy creature on the board. She’s searching for an elusive orgasm. Whenever you take a queen or use your queen to take another piece, you must describe a sexual act the two are performing. Make it different each time, building up to some really kinky sex play that may just be part of your own fantasies.

We hope you enjoy designing, customizing and playing your very own adult board games for couples. Get more ideas for your lovemaking games in our Sex Games & Foreplay Ideas For Couples: Be Naughty Play Dirty Together book available on Amazon. It includes hundreds of pleasuring activities of different intensity levels mapped to both dice and cards for use in your intimate games.

For more straight, gay, lesbian, bi-sexual and threesome foreplay games and activities, get our book: Extra Naughty Frisky Foreplay: Hot Sex Dice Games. The dirty dice activities can be used in any of your naughty games.

Also check out some of our sex game books and apps featured in the sidebar. The naughty game books below provide card based activity templates for your spicy couples games and include lots of pleasuring examples to inspire you.

I hope you enjoy playing erotic chess with the one you love. If you do order one of our apps or books, Thank You! Please give it a good rating and post a comment. It’ll help other couples find it and improve their relationship too. Maybe share ideas for spicing up any of the couples games you play.